Snowbicon January 14, 2006

by Bret Preble


Member Attendees: Keith Ratzburg, Kris Revallier, Bret Preble, Bernie Martin, George Olinger, Jeff Degnan

Other Attendees: Phil and Angie

.....The early crew, comprised of Radar, with Woody riding, Rain Fly, and Mouth, made a run up to Spider on Friday and then hung out back at the tow rigs for us late guys to arrive, which we did about 12:30am. They had called earlier to request more gas be brought. Snow wheeling tends to suck the go juice! Rolo, with his faithful sheet metal fabricator, Tinman(That's me) riding along, and our new friends Phil and Angie made up the late crew. No new snow at that point. Onto the trail and made camp about 4 am at the base of Walker after some fun moments on the uphill of the bypass before the Postpile. Rain Fly ripped his traction bar apart but the new guy has a welder. Sweet. This Phil guy, whom we have given the temporary nickname of TJHooker, was showing us some stuff. Didn't make it up the hill on the first try so he does a front dig and heads down to try it again faster. He's plain gettin' it and runs the left front into a boulder. Doesn't let off and launches the TJ about four feet into the air. This dude has potential.


..Started snowing the next day and didn't stop for a long time. IT WAS COLD. At times the snow was light and dry but most of the time it was wet, icy, and blowing directly into our faces. Of course the only effect this had on those with windshields was to neccesitate the turning on of wipers. A little cold... Is that heater on high? Those without? Well, we just froze and couldn't see where we were going. Riding in Rolo's Jeep on a snow run is like sitting in a snow bank for about 8 hours. At times we had snow covering our laps. I'm glad I've already had my kids. I think Rolo's chances are now slim and none. The plan was to try and make Buck where we would camp for the night. With Rolo in his customary snow run position of breaking trail, we continued on and somehow a clever tree branch managed to find a couple of the only open square inches in Mouth's exo cage where it punched in the right front fender and destroyed his newly replaced marker light. The snow continued to get deeper and the storm harsher and not too far past the Box we lost the trail. The blizzard continued to get worse, and Rolo discovered his steering arm had sheared the front two studs yet again. Luckily our newest prospect, Phil, had that on board welder and after we rigged up some shelter, it was pressed into service for the second time. With the steering arm reattached and being as how it was getting late and we didn't want to do a reinactment of the Donner Party, we turned back down the trail with our tails between our legs. Mother nature, 1, Four Dice, Zero! IT WAS REALLY COLD. We took a photo op on the slab after the Little Sluice bypass and camped for the night at the base of Thousand Dollar Hill. IT WAS FREEZING COLD. We couldn't get a decent fire going even with the aid of a couple of gallons of high test.


.....In the morning a couple of the guys had some trouble getting going. Seems Jeff's starter had frozen solid and had to be thawed with a torch to become functional. Keith's wheels and brake assemblies had fused into a single piece and had to be chipped apart in order to be able to roll. Other than that, the trip out was uneventful except for a few winch fests when the slushy trail froze solid under the rigs and we had to dig and pull our way through. Keith's steering arm let go again past Ellis and as it was being welded, Woody, driving Radar's Sammy, broke trail...and the front output. It got progressivly COLDER AND COLDER as we approached the tow rigs. As we forded the water at Wentworth it looked like a gaggle of mini Titanics pushing aside icebergs. The water had frozen about two inches thick since we broke through on the way in two days before. IT WAS FAWKING FREAKING FREEZING!!! All of us with facial hair were sporting icicles in our mustaches. The early crew had parked the tow rigs at the snowplow line up the road but Phil and Keith had driven into Airport Flat. They decided to drive their tow rigs out before loading up the Jeeps in order to have the best chance of making it. Phil did, Keith didn't. It took Mouth, strapped to Dodge land yacht, and me, driving the Yellow Jeep, tied to Mouth to get Rolo moving again. And he says my Blazer is a fat piggy! It looks like we may have to institute minimum requirements of at least one locker in the tow rigs for the snow runs!

....We loaded everything up and headed down Icehouse to a warm meal at Denny's before getting on the road back to our dry beds and warm houses. It was COLD, FREEZING, WET...........and a BLAST!!

This may possibly have been the best trip ever!

For all the photos please visit our Snobicon 2006 photo page.